Worried about the apocalypse? Don't be. Here are some real dangers to worry about instead.

December 21st grows nigh. Are you worried about the Maya apocaplyse? Don't be. As we already told you, the Maya didn't give a shit about your dumb apocalypse. But you already knew that, right? Good. That means you've freed up a bunch of time and energy that you can now devote to panicking about other stuff. There are plenty of things that are way more worthy of your worried hand-wringing. Here are a few of them.

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