White House Comedian: ‘If You Don’t Have Any Guns, You Can Ask Eric Holder To Get Some For You’

White House Comedian: ‘If You Don’t Have Any Guns, You Can Ask Eric Holder To Get Some For You’ – Patriot Update:

Jimmy Kimmel Hosts the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner


Some of the other highlights:


1. To Obama: “I know you won’t be able to laugh at my jokes about the Secret Service, so cover your ears, if that’s physically possible.”
2. “If you told me when I was a kid I would be standing on a dais with President Barack Obama, I would have said, ‘The president’s name is Barack Obama?’”
3. “Remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious.”
4. “Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And if you don’t have any guns, you can ask Eric Holder to get some for you.”
5. “They say diplomacy is a matter of carrot and sticks, and since Michelle Obama got to the White House — so is dinner.”